Real Name: Beecanoe (Dry Bones have odd names. That's why everyone just calls every one Dry Bones.
Alliance: Dry Bowser (in Bowser's army)
About Dry BowserEdit
Contrary to popular belief, the Dry Bowser in New Super Mario Bros. is a different Dry Bowser than the one in Mario Kart Wii and Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games. The one in New Super Mario Bros. was Bowser after his skin got burned off. This one is a reincarnation of Bowser from that form. He works alongside Bowser in terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom.
Age: Already implied above
Location: Wisconsin (as specific as I get)
Pets: Two cats, One gecko
Latest game: Pokemon LeafGreen Version (used off of Amazon.com)
Videoes of AwesomenessWhat's that noise? That's my ass! Another Mario video of him angry and cussing. WE'RE NOT GOING TO NUKE THEM! F**K THE CHILDREN OTACON!